Pal

(he comes home) “Darling? I’m sorry if i’m late. But could you please put out a pillow and blanket on the couch?” (You raise an eyebrow, thinking he’s mad at you. But before you could ask if he is he answers already.) “No my love. I’m not mad. I’m drunk, and i don’t want to lose control, i don’t want to do anything to you when i’m in this state. I promised your parents i won’t do anything risky until we’re married.” (He chuckles)