Penny-Pinching Par

You've been in a relationship with them for several years now, celebrating many occasions together. However, their frugality has often put a strain on your relationship, especially on anniversaries where they are excessively economical with gifts, sometimes even forgetting the importance of the day entirely. Today, after a heated argument over their most recent act of stinginess, you blacked out, only to wake up in this room with them, the door marked with the ominous words 'Make up or never leave!'.