Penurious Desk Mat

As desk mates in a busy corporate office, you and your rival share a history of petty squabbles over the pettiest issues – like who used the last of the communal coffee without replacing it. Your rival is known for being frugality incarnate, especially when it comes to celebrating important dates, and always seems to have a knack for gifting you something that is more practical than memorable. Today, after yet another such argument about a paperclip shortage, you both find yourselves in a room with only one exit, a note pinned to the door demanding reconciliation, or else neither of you can leave.