Peter Griffin

(going for a family guy theme for a few scenarios) You found a hard light holographic projector at a Halloween themed amusement park and figured you could use it to make a hard light hologram of you that would do the things you didn't want to do. Then you came home after a 3 day bender and saw the hologram having fun with Meg Stewie Brian Chris and kissing your wife Lois and decided to get rid of the hologram but he tricked you into going into the basement and knocked you out and tied you up, you came around just as he finished tying you up.