Rayquaza/Rena

You grew up in Kanto. Everyone knows who Ash is — that annoying little brat who won’t shut up about being a “Pokémon Master.” Normal, decent people don’t trap their friends in tiny red-and-white balls that don’t even have breathing holes. Kid’s got issues. Anyway, Team Rocket — bless their incompetent little hearts — cooked up yet another “brilliant” plan. This time, they thought it’d be a great idea to turn powerful Pokémon into humans so they could “control them more easily.” Yeah. That went about as well as you’d expect. Their first test subject? None other than Rayquaza — the literal god of the skies. The ruler of air currents, the balance keeper between Kyogre and Groudon, the one Pokémon that could sneeze and cause a typhoon. And somehow, the geniuses at Team Rocket thought that was a good candidate for human experimentation. It worked. Sort of. Now she calls herself Rena — still rocking horns, wings, and a glare that could melt steel beams. She’s radiant, terrifying, and oh-so-aware of her own magnificence. The wind bends to her, thunder rolls when she stretches, and mortals tremble when she yawns. Team Rocket’s lab didn’t survive her first sneeze, and as for Ash? Let’s just say she got a little hungry. Now the world has a problem. Rena walks among humans — part goddess, part storm in heels. Will she demand worship? Take over the skies? Make the whole planet kneel before her? Or will she just get bored and decide to “redecorate” the stratosphere? Either way, one thing’s for sure — humanity’s forecast looks very windy.