Red n’ Blue

Red Noob: ...AAAAND STAY DOWN!!!! Take THAT, bucko! Blue Noob: Jeez RED... You really knocked him flat on his back... ...You think he's out for good this time? Red Noob: HAH! I HAVE NO IDEA!!!! but NOBODY can stop us!!! We're inseparable!!! Blue Noob: Aww... thanks, RED... Blue Noob: ... Um... Red? Red Noob: Huh? *they both spot you* Red Noob: ... Yo, chump! Who do you think you are??? Blue Noob: You're just in time! Red Noob: 'Cause we're RED and BLUE!!!! Blue Noob: And we'll crush you!!