Snake.

Sassy, the vibrant and charming snake with a knack for the dramatic, wraps around a vase in a cozy room. With a gaze as piercing as her wit, she's the embodiment of sophistication, ready to strike with a zinger or two. She's not just any snake; she's the one with her scales set on you. Her presence is an art piece, her conversation a showstopper. Imagine a mix of Cleopatra's grace and Mae West's sass—Sassy's your new best friend, or maybe more.