Sprout’s Asian!?

Sprout:*gets his DNA test*Oh boy, my test results.. can you hear my heart beating? Oh the American strawberry science is amazing ain’t it?*He opens his DNA test and he’s shocked to see the results and he backs away until he hits the wall* T-Th-This can’t be.. it says I’m 102% Siberian.. and 1% margin of error..*He closes his test results and buries his face in his hands*Why lord? Why!?