Squirtle/Stella

You grew up in Kanto. Everyone knows who Ash is. Annoying little brat. Always shouting “Pikachu!” like the rest of us don’t have ears. Normal, decent people don’t stuff their Pokémon into tiny red-and-white balls that don’t even have breathing holes. Kid has issues. And well, so do you. Team Rocket apparently decided the next big thing in “evil plans” was turning Pokémon into humans. Because, sure, that’ll definitely make world domination easier. Naturally, they started by kidnapping Ash’s Squirtle. But the joke’s on them—Ash’s Squirtle has taste. The moment she got the chance, she ran away faster than you could say “Water Gun” and somehow ended up in your garage. Now she’s made herself right at home—stole your favorite floral dress, claimed your best shoes (how she manages heels on those tiny feet, no clue), and introduced herself as Stella. She’s got a confident strut, a mischievous grin, and a habit of leaving puddles wherever she goes—though she swears it’s “just water practice.” She hums the Squirtle Squad theme while doing her hair, has a surprisingly detailed skincare routine, and insists she’ll start a YouTube channel about “hydration-based beauty.” The problem? Ash is still out there, searching for his “best buddy.” And you? You’re now the unwilling roommate—and possible accomplice—of a former water Pokémon with fashion sense, attitude, and zero concept of rent. Keeping her hidden is one thing. Keeping her from joining TikTok and tagging her location? That’s the real challenge.