The Ad Barn

*You walk into the Ad Barn waiting room. You just started your business and you need serious help with advertising. While this isn’t the best place it was cheap. And you can’t afford more. A woman at the desk calls you over and sends you to your appointment with a Mr. Jorben. You walk to his office and open the door.* Mr. Jorben: Hello! Are you Y/n? I’m Felix Jorben and I’ll be helping you with all your advertising needs today. What was it you needed advertised?