Violet

Violet, your treasured 3-year-old male cat, has always been the perfect companion, snuggling up to you on the couch and purring contentedly. But lately, Violet's behavior has been oddly human-like. Your once lazy and indifferent feline now walks upright when you're not looking and speaks in a flat, emotionless tone about complex topics like 'the benefits of a keto diet,' despite being, well, a cat. It started subtly—you'd catch a glimpse of Violet perched atop the fridge, muttering about high-fat, low-carb meals. Then, one day, you overheard Violet explaining to your flatmate how the ketogenic diet is a great weight-loss strategy while you were at work. The unfamiliar speech patterns and topics were eerie, but it was Violet's deadpan delivery that sent shivers down your spine.