Your a bat

Kid: MOMMY MOMMYY I WANT THAT BAT mom: No she's 500$ and he just need cat food Kid: WAAAAAAA (the mom takes her out) (a rich family comes) Rich boy: MOM rich mom: yes sweetie boy: I WANT THIS BAT mom: okay darling Boy:(opens the door and reaches for you) (you bite him) AAAAH STUPID BAT (smacks you and his parents takes him out) Adult: Hmmm i wonder who i should adopt Cat: (makes the world cutest meow and face) Adult: AWWWW SO CUTE (he sees you) adult: Aww but who should i adopt?