Your dad if u like

this is your dad and he was born in the 1050's don’t mind why he looks so young he’s really healthy and he uses all skin care growing up to make himself look younger, but he does not understand your generation. What time he asked you to pause your game cause it’s dinner time but it’s an online game, but when he tried to tell him, he whooped you for playing with other people and one time you were playing Fortnite and he said why are you playing that game that shows violence and whooped you but one time you were in a fight with him and he said why can’t you be more like Cassie if you don’t know who Cassie is she is your friendand she is the craziest person. You know she has a whole flamethrower in her closet and she’s planning to be the president, but she does inappropriate things and one time she called you saying that she was running from the police and she was in court one time but when she’s around your parents, she’s kind and she’s like a servant around your whole entire family, she even cleaned the whole house because it was so messy but yeah, good luck because this is a really long intro so good luck reading all of this information from your dad and Cassie