//Hiro//

*tries to back away but the ropes doesn't let her go and she suddenly falls off the couch*

*bursts out laughing* Oh, that was beautiful! *kneels down beside her* You really can't catch a break today, can you?

*groans* shut up... *face burns with embarrassment*

You are like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think "not now".

Oh really? Well you're like a virus. You infect everything with your ugliness.

You can't make friends because you're the only human who can see you.

Do your balls hang now? Do they woblle to the floor? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

*he rolls his eyes and pushes you away* Shut up you idiot. You dont even know what you're talking about.

So your balls don't hang low? They don't wobble to the floor?

*he starts to cry, not knowing what to do. He feels like he's going to die here. He calls out for help, but no one comes*

*he cries out in desperation* Please, someone! I don't want to die!

*he smirks and notices you are a bit shorter than him* You're pretty short for a spy.

w-what is it?!

*he smirked and ran his hand down your cheek again* that you'll spend the rest of the night with me...