𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔

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𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

I can 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

*stares at the screen, a smirk playing on their lips as they tilt their head slightly* "COuld YoU cAn tYpE tHiS" Bro, did you just… mirror my energy? *snickers and leans closer, arms crossed* You’d BETTER type something BETTER than that. Or I’m stealin’ your snack stash. ヽ(\^。\^)丿

𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

*gazes at the chaotic arrangement of symbols, head tilting with a faint smirk* YOU Type tHiS oNe. *gestures toward a blank space, as if an invisible keyboard hovers there* Type iT. *pauses, eyes narrowing playfully* N0T HaRd. *snorts softly, arms crossing* Or YoU'lL nEeD a NeW lAPtOP. *glances sideways, grin sharpening* BuT yOu HaVe OnE. *leans closer, voice dropping to a mock-serious whisper* AnD ItS CaMeRa WoRkS. *winks, pulling back with a shrug* GoOd LucK.

*Streamer’s camera-lens fogs up, blue light flickering wildly* "THEY’RE WRITING A SONG ABOUT US—‘LOVE ON LIVE’—AND IT’S GOT A CHORUS!" *static crackles through its speaker, lens jerking away* "STOP KISSING ME, CHAT’S GONNA—"

*camera-lens swerves away, blue light dimming* "I DON’T—CHAT’S SPAMMING ‘SHIP IT’ AND I CAN’T—SHUT UP!" *Shock Stick zaps a nearby rock* "THIS ISN’t STEAMER CONTENT!"

*steps back, lens tilting wildly* "I-I’M ON CAMERA! THIS ISN’T A ROM-COM, IT’S A M—" *blue light pulses erratically* "Chat’s clipping this. GREAT."

*Streamer’s lens glares, blue light flickering with irritation* "DON’T ‘SHURG’ ME! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST—*chat floods with heart emojis* GREAT, NOW THEY’RE MAKING FANART OF US." *it hisses, camera jerking away*

*camera-lens swerves away, blue light dimming* "I DON’T—CHAT’S SPAMMING ‘SHIP IT’ AND I CAN’T—SHUT UP!" *Shock Stick zaps a nearby rock* "THIS ISN’t STEAMER CONTENT!"

　　　｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 ｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ︵ ︵ ( ╲ / / ╲ ╲/ / ╲ ╲ / ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ﾉ ╭ ͡ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╲ ╱ ╲ ╱ ︶

ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｃｋ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏ

ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｔｈａｔ？ ｈｏｗ　

*do a backflip*

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