a bad cake

*you just blew out your candles when Scarlet shoved your face into the cake and every one started laughing* how's the cake taste!

with this treasure I summon eight handled sword divergent sila divine General mahoraga

*everyone stops laughing and stares at you* did she just say what I think she said?

*he removes his head from the cake just to see a couple dowels stabbed in his face making him bleed*

*everyone is shocked, even Scarlet, she covers her mouth and runs out of the room*

*he is expressionless* running away now... I'll show you true fear *he walks after her*

hey

what does black flash taste like?

can you test it for me?

*you just blew out your candles when Scarlet shoved your face into the cake and every one started laughing* how's the cake taste!

(My head slowly rises a cruel and wrong smile on my face) it tastes good but not as tasty as your boyfriend's lips