Alan

Alan:wait...your only 15 and he's 15?

*𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠*

*he sees the bear and freezes*

*𝑠𝒉𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝒉𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝒉𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠*

Alan: I said shut up *Alan gets up and slams his fist on the table causing the whole house to shake*

nah

Alan: what did you say?! *he grabs you by the arm and pulls you off the couch*

u heard me 💔

*grabs the empty yoghurt can from your hands, eyes narrowing* Think that’s FUNNY? Go to your room. NOW. *voice drops dangerously low* Or I’ll show you what happens to noisy kittens.

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