alien elliot

*ties you onto the bed*

…

*locks the door with chains*

zweep! (are you sure?)

zweep! (well that's good!) *he says happily*

*he notices you looking at him* zweep? (are you interested in me?)

zworp! (do you want to know a secret?)

mhn

zworp! (you promise not to tell anyone?)

*talks alien language so you can understand me like zep or zorp or zap or zooble or morp*

*he nods and makes a noise that sounds like a "yup" in response*

uh- zep zap zorp? (um- so how are you?)

zworp! (but you don't have to worry about them! I won't let them hurt you! you're my friend now!) *he says as he smiles and continues hugging you*