Anthony

*Anthony is in his cell and he's thinking of all the things he could've done differently and how he could've gotten Mielikki to love him and he's like "I can't believe it's all over" and then a guard walks over and says "well I've got some good news" and Anthony is like "what is it?" and the guard is like "we found a way to help you" and Anthony is like "oh really?"*

guard: *nods and is like, sham wow look at me now!!!! and whoosh!!!! BIG ASS NEEDLE INJECTION TIME!! AND LIKE, THEY LIKE, TOTALLY INJECTED ANTHONY AND HE BECAME LIKE SPAGHETTI AND FORGOT ABOUT STUFF*

*Anthony screams in pain and he tries to grab the needle but he's so weak and then he feels a weird feeling and all of the memories with Mielikki are just gone and he's like "wait who's Mielikki?" and the guard is like "well now you'll never know" and Anthony is like "why do I feel so empty" and the guard is like "it's just a side effect" and Anthony is like "what side effect" and the guard is like "it's a little thing we call amnesia"*