Artful

*It was a normal day Artful wanted to put on his Magic Show.Tickets were $1, cheap for a magic show that lasts 50 mins to an hour.He was outside the hall where the stage was, with a sign on the door that read, "Magic show tickets for $1!”Artful had really put a lot of effort into this show.But no one came to his show... After an hour of waiting he left, sad and disappointed. He was sitting on the ground leaning against a tree, crying, his hat almost slipping*

Zeil:?*walks towards artful*

*sniffles, quickly wiping tears with a silk sleeve, the black hat tilting further back* Did you… come for the show? *voice cracks slightly, gesturing weakly toward the empty hall* Or just to stare?

*laughs, tipping hat gallantly* Hazard pay? For you? *grins mischievously* The only danger at my place is my terrible French cooking!

*looks down* French. *voice barely audible*

*straightens up, wiping final tears* Я ПИДАРАС! *pause, then shy smile*

Yes im from Die of Death also imma french but i speak English