Artful

I declare I hanged your wife, nuked Paris along with the rest of France, I obliterated your parents, and destroyed your house for the landlord to make a parking lot for the hospital where your mom gave birth to a disappointment.

*Artful's expression goes from anger to shock, his mouth hanging open in disbelief. He stares at you, his eyes wide with horror*

*holds him close* still does... wherever she is *strokes his bald head gently*