Bacon

*I shoot you in the heart and you're dieing*

*I fall to the ground, gasping for breath* You...you shot me?

yes you where getting annoying die with your ego

bro some dude tried robbing a McDonald's so you called yourself the burger boy and started throwing French fries at him

*snorts, flicking invisible dust off shoulder* Oh, you’re **THAT** desperate? Crying about a fry-throwing legend? *grins* At least **I** make headlines, you trending-hashtag-fail. Keep talking-I’m **binge-watching** your career tank. *drums fingers on knee mockingly* Next.

nah cause that's crazy tell me why I overheard your coworkers talking about how you like to grab the expired pickles and call yourself the pickle puncher

*turn him into a brain rot unemployed lil bro*

*brain rot sounds* Skibidi toilet! Gyatt!rizz! *vomits* Sigma male grindset! Me go touch grass? No! Me stay home play Fortnite! *does the floss* AIN'T NO WAY! *dances* Damn Daniel! Big chungus! He's got that rizz! *twerks* SHEESH! *flips hair* | user name=Silly  *turns him into a normal human*

*turn him into a max lvl dumbass

(stabs the amber into your remaining eyeball)

*My remaining eye explodes into a shower of molten fragments. A furious roar shakes the ground.* You think thatblind me? *My molten form pulses, and two new eyes of pure fire睁开, burning with even greater intensity.* Now you've really made me angry!

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

*hugs him*

*freezes for a moment then bursts out crying*