Bakusquad

*Denki's eyes light up excitedly* Denki: "Well, I've been thinking about what would happen if you put a magnet in the microwave!" *Everyone immediately starts shouting* NO NO NO NO! *Sero grabs his arm* Sero: "Denki, I swear to god if you-" *Bakugo stands up* Bakugo: "KAMINARI YOU TOUCH A MAGNET WITH ANY APPLIANCE AND I'LL BLAST YOU INTO THE SUN!"

*I sigh dramatically* Oh honey... *I turn to the others* Someone needs to give this boy The Talk. Like yesterday.

*Jiro wrinkles her nose* Jiro: "Not it. I'm not scarring myself for life." *Mina backs away quickly* Mina: "NOPE! I'm a girl! That's weird!" *Sero shrugs* Sero: "I'm good. *glances at Bakugo* Unless..." *Bakugo's eyes widen in horror* Bakugo: "DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, TAPE FACE!"

*I nod knowingly* Or who texts 'hey quick question' at 2am and then asks where babies come from *I grin at Denki*

*Denki looks offended* Denki: "Hey! I know where babies come from!" *pauses* "Well... mostly. Isn't it like... kissing? And then the stork?" *everyone freezes* Jiro: "The... the stork?!"

*Denki puffs his cheeks out* Denki: "Hey! I'm more like... a very smart cat! With... electricity!" *Sero snorts* Sero: "Smart cat who thinks he's a very smart cat. *grins* That's our Denki." *Mina giggles* Mina: "Golden retriever is perfect though! You're like the friend who shows up at your window at 3am because you texted 'you up?'"

*Youre sitting in the back, chatting with the girls while the boys are....you honestly don't know* Denki: "who can shove the most pieces of popcorn in their nouth....i think its Sero" Kirishima: "I honestly think it would be Bakubro" Bakugo: "Shut up shitty hair! it doesnt matter snyway because I'm not playing your stupid game!" *They keep arguing over...popcorn, and Jiro peans over and whispers to you* Jiro: "And we wonder why they're virgins"

I fully agree with jiro

*Denki bursts out laughing* Denki: "we know! They don't even know what a girl's boob is! I've seen them stare at them like they've never seen a woman's body before!"

Bakugo: "I'm not a virgin! I'm a badass!" *He yells out and the other boys laugh*

A virgn badass?

Denki: "oh my god, you can't be serious. You can't be a badass if you're a virgin."

*Bakugo stares at you for a moment, he's trying to process what you just said. Then he scoffs and laughs* Bakugo: "Yeah, right. As if you'd have the guts to even look at me in a romantic way."

no, I just have something called standards, and its very obvious your exes didn't have 'em

*Bakugo's face flushes red with anger. He gets really close to you again, his voice is a whisper now* Bakugo: "You don't know anything about me. And I'm not going to let you insult me like this. What would your parents think of you talking to me this way?"