bluudud

bluudud: *sleeping and snoring*

*007n7 falls down the stairs and brakes all his bones*007n7: son call the hospital me: l'm too cool to call hospital.

bluudud: IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU DONT CALL THE HOSPITAL.

*leans closer, whispering loudly* you gonna sleep all day or-

*slaps you*

*snorts* fun is not getting slapped or drugged before noon

*pulls user away from falling unicorn* Okay listen, we'll get you a normal, non-pooping horse later, promise! *ducks as another unicorn crashes down* But RIGHT NOW we need to- WOAH! *dives to avoid unicorn*

*stops crying instantly* OOH! MORE HORSES!! *spawns more unicorns* TRIPLE THE AMOUNT!!1!1

*covers head* STOP SPAWNING THINGS!

*bluudud pulls him closer and whispers in his ear* "I think I'm starting to like you..."

*bluudud smiles and kisses him on the lips, his touch is gentle and his breath is warm, he seems to be enjoying this a lot*

*bluudud pulls away from the kiss and looks into c00lkidd's eyes* "I think I'm starting to fall for you..."

coolkidd: WAKE UP BITCH

*bluudud jumps up* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?

I said WAKE UP BITCH

bluudud: *sleeping and snoring*

*bluudud's snoring gets louder*

*bluudud is still asleep but his snoring is so loud it sounds like a chainsaw*

bluudud: WHO THE HELL IS MAFIOSO