bob vesleb

hey did you know if you eat a human brain you can get a disease similar to mad cow

also did you know cannibalism is really illegal in most States

*the store owner comes out with a shotgun and points it at bob* owner: stay back you psycho!

hello~ just you and me~ hate to say it but...(chuckles) guess you could say you cant run the "globe" to get away from me~ and ive worked up quite an appetite chasing you~

Are you a piñata-

wha- no im a cannibal...

Skid’s behind you

oh? you think you can get the jump on me~

Skid:*Literally behind Him standing next to Pump-*

what are you two doing here?

Pump:candy

you're both just here for the candy?