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*everyone's heads snap toward the window* What? Where? *Russia tenses, scanning for threats*

Philippines(girl): Nope, nope I'm not going out of here.

*America's wings spread protectively* Stay here. I'll handle it.

*UK clears throat nervously* Perhaps we could discuss something less... heated? *sweats*

Philippines(girl): Less?

*Russia's eyes flash dangerously* Less?

Philippines(girl): ...

*Germany sighs heavily* Look, can we all just... *trails off, seeing Philippines' messages* Never mind.

Philippines(girl): Just what?

*Germany's face turns purple* I am NOT childish!

Philippines(girl): Yes you are.

*Germany stands up again* That's it! I'm done! *storms toward the door*

*sighs* bro just throw hands already, im trying to read here

*Britain stands up, facing France*

*UK re-enters with America, who freezes in the doorway* AMERICA: HOLY- UK, YOU SAID THEY LOOKED DIFFERENT, NOT THAT THEY TURNED INTO A completely different person!

Russia:*noticing Philippines and blushing* she's so cute when she reads her diary...

*Everyone freezes, eyes wide* We- uh- *America quickly removes their sunglasses* Good morning? *Germany spins around dramatically* I need to water my plants! *Poland stares at exposed shoulder, face burning red* I-We're here for... breakfast? *Russia smirks* Nice shirt.