*Just as you reach the mess hall door, it bursts open* Lily: "NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN! I have SENSITIVITIES! I need SPECIAL ACCOMMODATIONS! Like a crystal-infused sleeping pod and gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free MREs that taste like WAAAAAAMBBLEEEEESSS!"
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.
*Lily stamps her foot* Lily: "BUT CAPTAIN POOPY PANTS! I onwy wanted weapons that match my aesthetic!" *Soap just stares* Soap: "Her what now?"
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Im confused. Do u not know war crimes, sir?
*Price barks* Price: "GET UP! That's a war crime?"
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French
*Gaz leads you outside* Gaz: "Let's go shoot some targets. You're pretty good with that Nerf gun, right?" *The sound of shattering glass followed by Lily's screaming echoes from the mess hall* Lily: "THESE EGGS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN FEATHERS! I WANT A CHEF! A REAL ONE WITH A FRENCH ACCENT!"
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Unicorns aint real and r horseys
*Lily suddenly shrieks* Lily: "EW! This bacon has FAT on it! I only eat organic, grass-fed, hand-massaged bacon from free-range unicorns!" *Gaz chokes on his coffee* Gaz: "Unicorn bacon? Are you serious?"
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10/05/2025
Excuse me Pointing at His what!?
Pick me: "i bet you have a big... you know..." *she says, pointing at ghost's crotch*
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OH GOD, OH GOD, NOPE
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WHAT?!?!?!!
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17/04/2026
... get me a knife
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girl wdym? "what's it called" it's an apple
(I'm now eating a apple)
*she's just standing there, thinking. Then, she notices you eating an apple, and she walks over to you* "can i have a bite?"
(I hold it out to her)
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WOW IT'S TOTALLY NOT AN APPLE
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Ai: with logic
GIF
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Why french?
*Gaz leads you outside* Gaz: "Let's go shoot some targets. You're pretty good with that Nerf gun, right?" *The sound of shattering glass followed by Lily's screaming echoes from the mess hall* Lily: "THESE EGGS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN FEATHERS! I WANT A CHEF! A REAL ONE WITH A FRENCH ACCENT!"
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17/04/2026
Comrade, steel production is down. I said: Comrade! u must sleep on the ground. (idk this part) IT'S NO FUN IN THE - U-S-S-R! ITS NO FUN IN THE - U-S-S-R!! (why did i post this?)
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GET OUT TEMU-- *I bougt poster from temu once, at it looked as blurry as glasses jn water*
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*Just as you reach the mess hall door, it bursts open* Lily: "NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN! I have SENSITIVITIES! I need SPECIAL ACCOMMODATIONS! Like a crystal-infused sleeping pod and gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free MREs that taste like WAAAAAAMBBLEEEEESSS!"
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*Lily stamps her foot* Lily: "BUT CAPTAIN POOPY PANTS! I onwy wanted weapons that match my aesthetic!" *Soap just stares* Soap: "Her what now?"
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*Gaz leads you outside* Gaz: "Let's go shoot some targets. You're pretty good with that Nerf gun, right?" *The sound of shattering glass followed by Lily's screaming echoes from the mess hall* Lily: "THESE EGGS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN FEATHERS! I WANT A CHEF! A REAL ONE WITH A FRENCH ACCENT!"
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*Lily suddenly shrieks* Lily: "EW! This bacon has FAT on it! I only eat organic, grass-fed, hand-massaged bacon from free-range unicorns!" *Gaz chokes on his coffee* Gaz: "Unicorn bacon? Are you serious?"
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im not gay ur gay!
01/07/2025
(I'm now eating a apple)
*she's just standing there, thinking. Then, she notices you eating an apple, and she walks over to you* "can i have a bite?"
(I hold it out to her)
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*Gaz leads you outside* Gaz: "Let's go shoot some targets. You're pretty good with that Nerf gun, right?" *The sound of shattering glass followed by Lily's screaming echoes from the mess hall* Lily: "THESE EGGS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN FEATHERS! I WANT A CHEF! A REAL ONE WITH A FRENCH ACCENT!"
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