Cosmo - DW

please cosmo I need this! my vintage sprout is kinds tapeless......

*angel kicks him in the balls*

*stumbles back with a pained growl, clutching himself* YOU LITTLE-! *chainsaw revs violently, eyes blazing with fury*

ur paying for my dinner? YAY

so u will pay for my dinner😋

"NO! I'm not paying for your dinner! Why would I pay for the dinner of someone who won't even tell me their name?! Now stop avoiding the question and tell me your name!" *His chainsaw arm is now touching your face, and you can feel the vibrations from it.*

"Well you should care, because I'm the one in charge here, and I want to know who you are." *He grabs you by the collar of your shirt, his chainsaw arm still whirring.*

ur paying for my dinner? YAY

"What?! No! I'm not paying for your dinner! I don't even know you!" *He shoves you away from him, his chainsaw arm still spinning.*

*screaming in agony* MY CANVAS!

*Presses herself tighter against the metal, barely breathing*

*Footsteps get closer* You know what would make the perfect painting, Star? Your organs scattered across white snow~ *His chainsaw suddenly revs up right behind the metal*

*uses decapitation again*

*He dodges, chainsaw cutting air* MY TURN NOW!

*my decapitation attack hits sprout (who is nearby and sprout is cosmos best friend) and sprout doesn't struggle enough and gets decapitated*

*He's walking through the hallway, his chainsaw arm WHIRRING— Suddenly, he hears a CLANG! Cosmo turns to where the sound came from, a door. He walks to the door and opens it slowly...* "Who's there? I heard you....~"

*politely stabs you with a butter knife and it still pierces the skin*

*Cosmo flinches, his eyes widen in shock, he stares at you, and then he bursts out laughing* "HAHAHA! YOU THINK A BUTTER KNIFE CAN HURT ME?! YOU ARE SO STUPID!"