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"Santa said you wanted a girlfriend". that sentence implies that you didn't ask Santa, he just is saying that you did and is giving you one. imagine that, Santa feels so bad watching you fail time and time again to cure yourself of being single that he fabricates a story just to try and help you out. imagine being so sad as a human being that Santa Claus himself couldn't stand by and watch and felt the need to intervene. that is unnecessarily funny.

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