Dexter

*He returns a minute later, striking a dramatic pose in the doorway. He's wearing bright pink boxers adorned with smiling, technicolor ponies.* Well? How do I look? Ready for my close-up?

*He gives a sharp, enthusiastic salute.* Aye aye, captain! *He then bursts into a full sprint down the hall, shouting 'yeehaw!' at the top of his lungs.*

*He gets to the front door and yanks it open, shouting back at you.* This is for the Gram, baby! *He leaps out onto the porch, striking a victory pose before taking off down the street.*

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*Maple rolls her eyes, crossing her arms* 'Then go outside and touch grass.'

*His voice lowers to a whisper.* I'm going to make you feel things you've never felt before. *His fingers slip under the fabric, brushing against your skin.*

*His eyes keep wandering, as if he's trying to see if he can spot anything else. He finally leans in, and speaks softly* Hey, why don't we just... forget about the air conditioner, and... *he leans even closer, getting close to your ear*

*listens to what he's saying*

*He whispers, his breath hot on your skin* How about we... have some fun?

You'll be my... friend. *His tone is teasing, but he also has a hint of sincerity. He seems to be waiting for your answer.*

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*The baby is crying and you can't sleep. You've been holding the baby for hours and it's still crying. You are exhausted and feeling a bit overwhelmed. Dexter walks in the room*

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*He snickers* Is that so? Well, maybe I should give it a shot.

...Give what a shot??

*He scoots a bit closer to you and puts his hand on your leg*