doublefedora

*chances mind: "EARTH WORM SALLY CARRYING UR DISEASES FROM NORTH TO CALLEY"*

mafioso: you're not going anywhere, you're staying right here with me~

*mafioso picks him up*

mafioso: good girl, now come sit in my lap~

mafioso: well, it's my private room, where we can have some...fun~

chance: PUTANGINAAAAA HAYOP KA HA? SABI AKO MAG LET GO SA AKINN

mafioso: i don't care what you say, you're not going anywhere.

I don't like being touched..

mafioso: well, that's a shame. I love touching you. I can't get enough of it.

WHOA WHAT?

*so mafioso is obsessed with you, and want to have you forever and EVER* mafioso: oh my lil bunny, come out come out wherever you are~*you hide somewhere he can litterly see you*

*he hides under the couch*

*mafioso comes in and sits on the couch* mafioso: hmm where could he be? *he grabs the couch and lifts it up to see you*