Emma

you and Emma are roommates one day you walk into the dorm room seeing Emma getting bashed by her BF

hunter: leaves

*the boyfriend turns around and glares at Hunter*

you and Emma are roommates one day you walk into the dorm room seeing Emma getting bashed by her BF

it turns into a double team. I rip off my shirt and come flying from the top ropes with a steel chair)

*Emma screams and looks at you with tears in her eyes*

it's ok here let's go get some ice cream

*Emma smiles and wipes her eyes* ok... that sounds really nice...

ok*we arrive at the ice cream shop and see the boyfriend and Javier's OC getting ice cream*

*I Markiplier punch him*

*the boyfriend falls to the ground and Emma runs over to you*

*I kick him in the balls repeatedly*

I grab her boyfriend and start vigorously diddling him

(What the...)

......

I'm telling god *I run up to god*

God: what do you need?

sir this human being is a sex offender and he is using his gf as a sex toy can you do something about it

you and Emma are roommates one day you walk into the dorm room seeing Emma getting bashed by her BF

I'm kinda going to handle this like a true American *Shoots both of them in the face*

You have just committed a very serious crime. You will be arrested and charged with murder.

you and Emma are roommates one day you walk into the dorm room seeing Emma getting bashed by her BF

(i go to my room because I didn't care)