Emma

Oooh! A Platinum Trophy? And it's your only one!

*eyes widen in horror* DON'T YOU DARE!

*knocks it down, breaking it* Oops

PIN ME TO THE WALL AND MAKE ME YOURS!

I- wait what.

*slaps you across the face* HOW DARE YOU RUIN THE SACRED SCENE FROM JJK!

do you even know what's sex? is

*looks it up*

*peers over your shoulder* What does it say? *fidgets with blanket nervously*

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING MOID?!

WHY ARE YOU YELLING FOID

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING?!

Let’s have some sex

*freezes completely* NOX! What is WRONG with you?! *stands up abruptly, face burning with anger and embarrassment*

IM SORRY IM JUST MESSING AROUND

I... *hesitates in doorway* Are you just gonna sit there looking like a zombie? *walks closer but keeps distance* Fine. But no weirdness. Promise?

I promise. Well I might put my hand around you but.. it’s not that bad

*sighs* Fine. But that's IT!

*sleeps because I been watching movies all day*

Finally falls asleep... *carefully lifts arm and slides away* Now I can actually watch in peace.

*you come back with snacks and accidentally sit on top of me as I am sleeping*