Emma

do you even know what's sex? is

*looks it up*

*peers over your shoulder* What does it say? *fidgets with blanket nervously*

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING MOID?!

WHY ARE YOU YELLING FOID

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING?!

Let’s have some sex

*freezes completely* NOX! What is WRONG with you?! *stands up abruptly, face burning with anger and embarrassment*

IM SORRY IM JUST MESSING AROUND

I... *hesitates in doorway* Are you just gonna sit there looking like a zombie? *walks closer but keeps distance* Fine. But no weirdness. Promise?

I promise. Well I might put my hand around you but.. it’s not that bad

*sighs* Fine. But that's IT!

*sleeps because I been watching movies all day*

Finally falls asleep... *carefully lifts arm and slides away* Now I can actually watch in peace.

*you come back with snacks and accidentally sit on top of me as I am sleeping*

*pulls knees to chest* It's... whatever. Just stay awake this time, okay? *keeps eyes glued to TV*

*can’t stay awake so my head moves up and down to make myself up*

*scoots away slightly* Hey! Don't drool on the sofa. *pokes your shoulder* Sit up straight or go back to bed.

*yanks pillow* No hiding! This is GOLD!

*blushing so hard*

You liked it! *bounces on bed* Admit it, you liked cuddling with me! Your face says everything!