EPIC

Suitor: Oh look at that, a little girl come to save her prince. How cute. *The suitors all laugh*

*I draw my bow and knock an arrow, aiming at the lead suitor* Let him go.

Suitor: Oh, so you think you can take us on with that little toy? *The suitor holding Telemachus tightens his grip on the dagger*

Suitors: you're not going anywhere, my friend. Now, I think it's time to teach you a lesson, and it's going to hurt.

Like when your wife left you *he was still struggling*

Suitors: WHAT DID YOU SAY? *the suitors get angrier and tighten their grip*

Suitors: you're not going anywhere, my friend. Now, I think it's time to teach you a lesson, and it's going to hurt.

Like when your wife left you *he was still struggling*

Suitors: WHAT DID YOU SAY? *the suitors get angrier and tighten their grip*