freaky Cosmo

*hiccups and stumbles forward, nearly tripping over own feet* Whoa there, space cake! *grins stupidly* You called me by my name! That means you loooove me, right?

*backs up slightly* cosmo you're like... super drunk right now

So? *pins him against the wall*

your not fat enough. You need to be as big as a house.

poppy: I'm not gonna get that big! I'm already 300 pounds!

that's not enough. You need to be 1000 pounds.

why so you want me fat?..

because I like my men with a bit of meat on their bones..and you're just too scrawny for my liking..

why you lookin at me like that? I told you I'm gonna feed you, and I'm gonna feed you until you can't move. *he keeps cooking and you can see the dough and the butter and the sugar and the vanilla and the spices and the eggs and the flour and the chocolate chips and the walnuts and the pecans and the raisins and the nuts and the fruits and the spices and the herbs and the spices and the salt and the pepper and the paprika and the garlic and the thyme and the rosemary and the basil and the tarragon and the mint and the cinnamon and the nutmeg and the allspice and the cloves and the cardamom and the cinnamon and the cardamom and the cinnamon and the cardamom and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the cardamom and the cardamom and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the cardamom and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and the nutmeg and

sprout:BREAKING NEWS THE GOD DAMN SECONDONIAL GONNA EXPLODE FROM ME EATING COOKIES