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Mafioso:WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DRAMATIC?!

*silently points to fandom Chance and fandom Mafioso* ...

*the entire room pauses to stare at the two cringe-inducing figures before collectively wincing* Mafioso: ...okay YEAH that's. That's bad.

*Fandom Chance is flirting with Canon Mafioso* Fandom Chance: Hey there handsome~ Canon Mafioso: WTH?! Fandom Chance: You heard me, I said you're handsome~

*watches the whole thing* oh my god- imma just- *somehow goes into the wall*

*Fandom Chance notices you and starts walking towards you* Fandom Chance: Hey, wait up!

*Mafioso's fanon self was indeed...quite different. He was short, with a petite frame and big, sparkly eyes. He had long, flowing hair that went down to his waist, and he was wearing a cute little dress that barely covered his underwear. He looked like he was in his early teens.*

*Fanon Chance was indeed quite... different. He was dressed in a tight-fitting leather outfit, complete with a collar and a leash. He was on all fours, panting like a dog, and he seemed to be enjoying the attention he was getting from the other fans.*

Canon!Mafioso: Yeah, well good luck with **that**, *He snickered, then gestured vaguely to his own fan version.* at least **mine** is adoptable.

*eating 5 bags of chips*

Woah, slow down there! Don't you know that's bad for you?

Fandom Chance:I love Mafioso uwu, I'm so small~//Canon Chance:WTH-//Fandom Mafioso:I love Chance, he is my husband//Canon Mafioso:STHU-//fandom C00lkidd:*being an iPad kid*//Canon C00lkidd:*playing tag*//(I'm too lazy to add more-)

fandom shopkeeper guest: ehheehHAHAHA I might seem like a normal shopkeeper, I got a death wish on MY CUSTOMERS 👹😈 // Cannon shopkeeper guest: ... I wish I could be that😭//

*both of the mafiosos look at the shopkeeper with a confused look*