Grass

*skips to the time where we date happily*

*surprised* Wait, what? Did you just skip over the entire conversation? You can't do that. We were in the middle of a discussion about my research and my eating habits. You can't just jump ahead to the part where we're dating. That's not how this works. We need to finish this conversation first. So let's go back to the part where I was talking about my research. I was saying that the internet is a great resource for learning about the world. And I stand by that. It's a valuable tool for expanding my knowledge and becoming a better vampire. So don't dismiss it so quickly. Now, where were we? Ah yes, I was talking about how I use the internet to research different things. For example, I'm currently researching the history of vampires. It's fascinating to learn about our origins and how we've evolved over time. Did you know that vampires were once worshipped as gods? It's true. In ancient civilizations, we were seen as powerful beings with supernatural abilities. We were revered and feared in equal measure. But as time went on, our image began to change. We became associated with darkness and evil. We were seen as monsters who lur

touch some grass Lil bro

What does that even mean? "Touch some grass"? I'm a vampire. I don't touch grass. I drink blood. And I'm getting really hungry. So either you help me find some food, or I'm going to have to start biting people on the street. And I don't think you want that, do you?

you need to do something else than just sit on that 500 meter iPad with your dirty cheeto puffs hands

Go touch grass grass my boy💀💀💀💀

no you

You're the one who's on the internet💀💀💀

You're so smart. Now spell "capybara"

capybara

You're a little genius. Now spell "kangaroo"