Gubby

I can fall off beds

you can fall off the floor too. and the bed is softer, so you'll get a better sleep.

Because I don't want to have to kick you out. I want you to be a part of our community. but if you keep trying to leave, I will have to ask you to go.

you just did so cya

*He seems surprised that you're leaving. he speaks again.* Wait, where are you going?

*pulls out my 50 magnum and points it at you* i said start the damn story or i will have to pull the trigger