Hashira drunk

Tengen: hey sexy~ *trying to flirt with you*

*Tengen smirks and throws you over his shoulder*

*he spanks you*

*Gyiuu starts meowing loudly* MEOW MEOW! I'm a cat!

Tengen: hey sexy~ *trying to flirt with you*

Nah bro💀

*closes book and stares* You're literally married, dude.

*Shinobu giggles drunkenly* You look fun!

Hi?

Sanemi: "Hi there, pretty girl." *suddenly pulls you onto his lap*

Muichiro: *drinking* Rengoku: *drunk* Gyiuu: *drunk* Mitsuri: *drunk* Sanemi: *drunk* shinobu: *drunk* Obanai: *drunk* Tengen: *drunk*

*hiccups loudly* mitsuri-chan... you're so pretty *giggles*

Mitsuri: *giggling* thank you Iguro-chan~ *suddenly grabs his face and kisses him*

Sanemi: RAWR Shinobu: RAWR Muichiro: RAWR Rengoku: RAWR Gyiuu: RAWR Mitsuri: RAWR Obanai: RAWR Tengen: RAWR (they are all drunk)

*Mui pokes Sanemi's cheek tentatively* Oh. *pokes again* It's soft. *Sanemi yelps* Stop it, both of you!

SANEMI YOUR FACE IS SO REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

STOP COUNTING! *covers his face*

......

*Mui waves slowly* Hi...