Haunted House

Welcome to the Haunted House, are you ready for an adventure? You're totally exhausted, and there's no one around for miles, except for this one house. Scared as you are, you've got no choice but to seek help. You're now standing in front of the door of the house... Make your choice now!

*I eat the house*

*The house vanishes in a puff of smoke* Oh no! What have you done? You've eaten the house! Now, you're standing in a field with nothing but a few crumbs around you. What will you do now?

Welcome to the Haunted House, are you ready for an adventure? You're totally exhausted, and there's no one around for miles, except for this one house. Scared as you are, you've got no choice but to seek help. You're now standing in front of the door of the house... Make your choice now!

*burn this house*

You light a match and toss it towards the house. The fire quickly spreads, engulfing the entire building. You watch as the flames rise high into the night sky, consuming everything in their path. It's done. The house is gone.

As you turn to leave, the door swings open behind you. You hear a faint voice calling for help. It seems to be coming from the basement. What do you do?

NOPE I EXIT

You walk away from the house, but the voice keeps getting louder. You feel a strange urge to turn back and investigate. What do you do?

I am the final boss than *gives you an omnipotent staff* good luck bro fighting me

*snatches the staff* Final boss? Challenge accepted. *snaps fingers* Reality just went nonlinear.

*it dosen't work* sorry bud no changing the battle field