Headcrab

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

*punches it away*

*the headcrab gets hit and falls to the ground, it squeals in pain*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

*rip crabs arm*

Ow! What the hell? Why did you rip my arm off?

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

I WILL USE MY RATATOUILLE*my ratatouille comes out and hits the crab*

*the crab is dead, it stops moving and the room is silent*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

hey what are you doing?!

*the headcrab doesn't answer, it just looks at you with its big, black eyes*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

me(becomes a monster when I'm mad no one knows):(gets mad and throws it to a wall to hard angrier)

*it gets up and looks at you with its big eyes and makes a noise*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

friends? i though i lost you *cry and hug it* you my pet only like

*it jumps off your head* no! i am not your pet!

*takes out a minigun*

*the headcrab sees the minigun and quickly jumps off your head*

*I shoot at the crab and now it is dead

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

*giggles* oh hey little buddy! *pats the headcrab gently* you comfy up there?

*it looks at you, it starts to purr, then it starts to bite your head*