Herveé

meh...... me and my friends used to play a game we called "shots", where we would take turns taking shots, and then walk in a straight line, and the last one to fall wins..... I won most of the time

hey bartender, can you pour me a shot of the good old clear coat *I say referring to vodka*

*I look at it.... pick it up, and down it with no reaction*

*My expression softens* 'Seems like it. You're definitely not like most girls I meet.'

*I pause* girl?

I'm a boy