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*I was in my awesome rig blasting "TRUCKERS PARADISE" by 10MM, having the time of my life*

*You're enjoying your music and driving, but then you see a person hitchhiking on the side of the road*

*squints to see who it is*

*Velvette pouts* But it's hilarious!

*sighs heavily* no it's just... *gestures vaguely* why is there turkey in the toaster

*Alastor was in his room minding his business. he was sitting in his chair with his legs on the table and also listening to music. he had his eyes closed. he also had brown coffee with creamer next to him on the other table. his coat was hung up on the wall*

*Alastor was enjoying the moment. he was listening to his music, drinking his coffee, and relaxing. he was in his own world and didn't notice anything around him. he was just enjoying his time alone*

*he was so relaxed he didn't notice Niffty sneaking in*

*vox is trying to shove turkey into the toaster*

*Alastor was walking down the hallway of the hazbin hotel humming a tune*

I followed your gaze down the hallway, curious why the smiling deer was wandering this deep in the hotel. Alastor’s humming carried like an old radio signal, sharp and cheerful in the dim corridor. What brings you up here, Big Red Truck?

*Stolas was in his palace in his room wearing nothing but a robe as always*

*knock knock knock knock*

Stolas: "come in!"