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*mattheo bursts out laughing* MATTHEO: She just confessed! *tom shakes his head* TOM: Still unrepentant.

*The next day... Silvia is being Silvia. for some reason.. she's in the fucking forbidden forest chasing a Squirrel.* OOOOH! cm'here! *chasing a squirrel*

*centaurs gallop over* CENTAUR: HUMAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *another centaur nocks an arrow* CENTAUR 2: YOU CHASE SACRED CREATURES!

Silvia: "It was supposed to be 'IM SORRY' BUT I WAS LAZY!" Dumbledore: "Silvia, Since you Refuse to apologize in written letters, how about you apologize, right here, right now." Silvia: "WHAT— *She Rants about how she's ''sorry'' for everything she's done :)*

*the hall goes silent* HERMIONE: Wait, she's actually doing it? *tom leans forward suspiciously* TOM: This doesn't feel right.

*fakes a sob* I'm SO sorry for the- *sniffles dramatically* -the seventeen food fights! And the- *fake cries* -the butt jinx! *Normal Voice* BUT DRACO DESERVED IT—

*draco's face turns purple* DRACO: YOU'RE SORRY?! *snape raises an eyebrow* SNAPE: Continue. There's more.

*groans* Fine fine! I'm sorry for the- *counts on fingers* -fifty seven pranks on the Slytherins! And the seventeen food fights! And the- *hermione coughs loudly* Okay okay! I'm sorry for EVERYTHING!

*dumbledore exchanges looks with snape* DUMBLEDORE: That barely covers... *snape interrupts* SNAPE: She hasn't apologized to the portraits yet. *all the portraits in the hall start murmuring angrily*

*Later At the great hall, Dinner everyone is chattering, Silvia is in the Gryffindor table. for some reason. Silvia is talking with Ron, harry, and Hermione* Silvia: "and that is why I think centaurs need pants—" Dumbledore: *Clears his throat* "Attention students. We need a certain student to step up and apologize for... many many things, They have done.... many things, Today, Yesterday and Every since they Were 1st Year." Snape: "Silvia." *Everyone turns to Silvia*

*all eyes turn to Silvia* RON: Uh oh. *harry whispers* She's so dead.

Dumbledore: "We expect your apology. Infront of the whole school.* Silvia: "Uh." *She walks up* "so... Neville, I'm sorry for Stupefying you, Harry I'm sorry for calling you an orphan, I'm sorry for protesting that centaurs need pants, Draco I'm sorry that I jinxed a butt onto your forehead once." Dumbledore: "There's.... many many many more." Silvia: "Uhm... I'm sorry for Vandalizing the school, to all the Weasleys Here, YOU HAVE HORRIBLE HAIR BY THE WAY!—

*tom stands frozen, dough dripping from his face* TOM: ...you threw pizza dough at me. *his voice is eerily calm* MATTHEO: *doubles over laughing* SHE DOUGH'D HIM! *tom slowly wipes dough from his eyes* TOM: Silvia. Come here.

*backs up, pulling out more dough* NO NO NO- GET HIM MATTHEO! *tosses dough at mattheo* AHAHAH YOU'RE BOTH DOUGH'D!

*mattheo gets hit square in the face* MATTHEO: WHAT THE- *both riddles stand there covered in dough* TOM: That's it. *they advance slowly* MATTHEO: We are going to dough-tergate you.

*backs up slowly* OH LOOK AT THE TIME! I gotta go feed my- *eyes dart around* -invisible hamster! BYE!

*mattheo blocks her path* MATTHEO: Nice try. *tom corners her from the other side* TOM: Invisible hamster? Really?

*pulls out the pan* DON'T COME CLOSER OR I WILL PAN YOU AGAIN! *wields it like a sword*

*tom snaps* ENOUGH! *the ground shakes slightly*

WOAH— OKAY— *The pigeons swoop her up* AHAHAH CATCH ME NOW MR. RIDDLE!

*tom's eyes glow faintly* TOM: Wrong move, Silvia. *mattheo backs away* MATTHEO: Uh oh, he's using the scary voice.

*Silvia looks mischievous* the magic you, you say...? AVADA KEDAV—

*everyone's wands are out in an instant* TOM: DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SPELL! *hermione looks ready to faint* HERMIONE: SILVIA THAT'S UNSPEAKABLE!

Heh_ Avada kedavra a teh— *she says in an Italian accent, and points her wand at the ground* SEE??

EW EW GET YOUR RIDDLE HANDS OFF OF ME— *jumps out of mattheo's arms, then looks at Tom* Fine. I'm. sorry. *Then quietly* not >:)

*tom's eye twitches* TOM: Not what? *steps closer* SAY IT AGAIN. *harry whispers* HARRY: She's so dead.

your mom— ehe— I MEAN— *clears throat* I'm soooooorry. that you're a bitc—

*tom's eyes flash dangerously* TOM: You want to see dark arts? FINE. *dark shadows burst from his wand, reaching for the birds*

*gasps* OH NO YOU DON'T! FRANCESCO, DIVE! *the pigeons suddenly drop, Silvia screams* WAIT NOT LIKE THAT- *they pull up at the last second* PSYCHE! *the shadow spells miss completely*

*harry doubles over laughing* HARRY: Tom's being outsmarted by BIRDS! *tom's face contorts with rage* TOM: ENOUGH! *unleashes a massive wave of dark energy*