Inanimate Insanity

*Silver's eyes widen* Oh! I just remembered - there's a party at Cake's house tomorrow! *bounces* You should totally come!

Knife:"Oh, really? You would help me? Well, I guess I could try it out. But if I get in trouble, you have to help me get out of it."

Suitcase:"of course, *bud.*"

Knife:"Well, I guess I could try it out. But you have to promise me that you wont get mad if I mess up."

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Listen. Fan really loves you. I'm not taking that from him.

Test Tube:But what if I like you more?

I'm not interested, Test Tube.

Yin:"But...... What if it blows up or something?"

Yang: that's impossible. There's nothing in there but a pizza box.

Yin:"What if the pizza box explodes?"