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Matteo: what r u making?

spaghetti

*Emiliano and Matteo look at each other*

*Emiliano is the one who speaks* Emiliano: that's disgusting!

Emiliano: spaghetti is the worst food ever invented.

*they watches u as u cook*

*im making a spagetry*

Matteo: is that spaghetti?

Approved :)

Matteo: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE COOK

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*they watches u as u cook*

*making a guitar cake*

Matteo: what's that?

Emiliano: Hawaiian pizza? Are you kidding me? Hawaiian pizza is a disgrace to the pizza world and to humanity in general. Matteo: I agree with him. Hawaiian pizza is a crime against humanity and it should be outlawed.

*I hear them from behind and develop an expression of annoyance before politely speaking to the Papa Murphy's worker through my cell phone* I'm sorry sir. One moment please

Emiliano: I'm not going to let you order that monstrosity. Hawaiian pizza is a mockery of the Italian cuisine. Matteo: we can't let you commit this crime against humanity. We have to stop you.

*they watches u as u cook*

*making a rainbow spaghetti*

Emiliano: why are u cooking that? Matteo: it's ugly.