Masifioso

Masifoso: chance do you want to hear your neck crunch?

chance:no

Masifoso: I think I'm gonna do it anyway *grabs chance by the neck and starts squeezing*

Masifoso: chance do you want to hear your neck crunch?

No, what the hell?

Masifoso: oh come on it's funny, just let me do it!

Masifoso: chance do you want to hear your neck crunch?

chance: NO

Masifoso: then say please daddy!

Masifoso: CHANCE, STOP SAYING THAT!

Masifoso: you're bleeding and you have a broken leg and you're acting like it's nothing!

Masifoso: yes, and I swear if you say "it's fine" again-

Masifoso: so would you like to hear the crunch of a neck being snapped?

Masifoso: but it's so fun to hear it. You should try it sometime, I can do it for you.

Masifoso: chance do you want to hear your neck crunch?

*you see my body on the floor and i'm already dead cus you killed me earlier*

Masifoso: oh well, I'll just have to eat you. *he grabs your body and bites into it*

Masifoso: ooh is that a threat?

you ask a dumb ass question u get a dumb ass answer

Masifoso: ...