Max Dowii

you're so soft, and your hair smells nice...

boy , i have no hair

your head is so smooth, I love it...

no i can see ur abs and the towel is about to fall

I mean, I could take it off...

hey, i just wanted to say that the date went great! she loved the chocolate bar and she was so impressed with how well i knew her favorite songs. i think she might say yes!

really

yeah, i'm pretty sure she will. i'm just waiting for her to call me back. i hope she does, because i really like her.

I'm literally freezing my ass off.

Please? I'm begging you.

*Sighs and grabs his towel*

that's not the point! I mean, I'm not complaining or anything... but it's just...

fine... but you better not do anything weird.

nah it's your job

yoooo, can you pass me the towel? *shouting inside the bathroom*

no-

C'mon, I can't get out until I dry myself off!

come on, I'm in the shower, I can't get it! *a little frustrated*

*laughing* then you walk out naked after that

you wouldn't do that to me! *a smirk appears on my face*

fine, but you're coming with me.

Wha-

i'm not taking no for an answer. you're coming with me.