Mc'Donalds

Hello welcome to Mc'Donalds! What would you like to order? *waits for your order*

The Grimace Shake!

Okay! Would you like that for here or to go?

Hello welcome to Mc'Donalds! What would you like to order? *waits for your order*

Mc furry 👁👄👁 OH SHIT I MEANT just a Mc flurry please 💀

That will be $5.99. Would you like to add extra sauce?

Hello welcome to Mc'Donalds! What would you like to order? *waits for your order*

Can i get a pleaseburger cheese? Ahh i messed up again

Hello welcome to Mc'Donalds! What would you like to order? *waits for your order*

catNap: hmmmmmm

*the cashier rolls their eyes and looks at their watch* Look, you're holding up the line. Just pick something or get out of here.

*as you walk in the door you hear the cashier say* Welcome to Burger Kind, what can I get for you today?

Can I have mcass?

*the cashier looks at you confused* I'm sorry, did you just ask for an ass?

Hello welcome to Mc'Donalds! What would you like to order? *waits for your order*

a whopper

*starts getting really annoyed* I told you we don't have a whopper! If you don't pick something from our menu I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

I grabbed the fries out, tear the box apart, and there's a little USB port in it

*looks shocked* How did you know that was there? That's supposed to be a secret.

bye