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all 1-A girls: *talking* old man: comes up to u* hey cutie whats ur number you: oh my number oh it 911 the old man:*is shocked* bakugo: *laughing in the background*

the old man: *stutters* o-oh uh i uh.. i didnt- im not asking for- im just- *the girls laugh*

mina: *walks up to u* so u got a boyfriend?

old man: and I'm 72 so what? Ur still young and beautiful

72?! okay that's straight up, P3d0phila.

old man: so what? I can still get it on with u! *he grabs ur arm*

bakugo: hey cutie, i saw that, you know i have a thing for badass girls *bakugo smirks*

What (surprised feeling)

bakugo: did u not hear what i said? i said i have a thing for badass girls, and i think u fit that category perfectly. *bakugo grabs your hand and brings it to his lips*

womp womp old hag cause u eat watter whith cereal cause yo daddy never came back with the milk

old man: *starts crying* u know what I'm calling the police!

Roses are red Violets are blue someone like u belongs to a zoo don't worry I will be there out of the cage lauthing at u

*I kick the old mans nuts as hard as I can*

old man: *falls down in pain* bakugo: damn that was brutal

I'm not done yet *throws the old man to north Korea* BYE!